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Big Papa John wants it bad.
The Kentucky-based pizza giant has nearly 5,000 locations nationwide, all ready to serve you a slice at the drop of a hat. If the chain's official St. Louis-area Twitter account is any indication, though, our local locations are, uh, really ready.
In the last 24 hours alone, the account has tweeted at more than fifty area residents, pushing pies with all the subtlety of an after-school special drug dealer.…
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The Kentucky-based pizza giant has nearly 5,000 locations nationwide, all ready to serve you a slice at the drop of a hat. If the chain's official St. Louis-area Twitter account is any indication, though, our local locations are, uh, really ready.
In the last 24 hours alone, the account has tweeted at more than fifty area residents, pushing pies with all the subtlety of an after-school special drug dealer.…