Mark Zuckerberg, a man who made billions of dollars by tricking you into providing his website with content for free while simultaneously spying on you and selling every single detail of your life he can get his smooth, wholly un-calloused hands on to advertisers and marketing groups, came to St. Louis last week and made a bunch of fart noises with his mouth, allegedly in support of small businesses in the area.Zuckerberg, about whom the song "The Man Who Sold the World"was written, despite Bowie having released it some thirteen years before Zuck was born (don't question Bowie), beamed his organic particles into a room on the Cortex campus on Thursday to talk about how small businesses are great, and Facebook is great, and wouldn't it be really great if all you small businesses gave him your money?
Thursday's St. Louis stop was part of the final leg of what Zuckerberg calls his "Year of Travel," which sounds nice, and served to announce an effort the company calls "Facebook Community Boost," which also sounds nice. Apparently Facebook intends to launch a tour of 30 cities next year — St. Louis is first on the list, lucky us — with the stated goal of showing business owners how to make better use of the platform though digital and social media training.…