Noted pauper Stan Kroenke owes the NFL $645 million in relocation fees for moving the Rams to Inglewood (fuck you, Stan, we're not calling it anything else).
The mime with the $3 wig famously expected St. Louis to foot the bill for a gut rehab of the then-Jones Dome or his team of NFL wannabes wouldn't be able to compete to the best of their abilities.…