On Tuesday, the city of St. Joseph, located about 45 minutes north of Kansas City, will dump a whole bunch of poop into the Missouri River, because people from that side of the state are dumb gross jerks, unlike those of us from this side of the state, who are sophisticated geniuses.The St. Joseph News-Press reports that roughly 16 million pounds of untreated waste will be released into the river over the course of two days starting at 6:30 a.m. Tuesday while repairs are made to the city's dumb gross treatment plant.
The sea of poop will then make its way to the St. Louis area, pushed along by the current of the longest, most majestic river in North America.…