You'd think that a man who once attempted to legally marry his own laptop would have a more accepting view of internet pornography.
In 2014 Mark Sevier, a former Tennessee attorney and current producer of Christian electronic dance music, attempted to intervene in a lawsuit regarding same-sex marriage in Florida, saying that if gay couples "have the right to marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts, then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object." Which, in this case, happened to be a 2011 model Macbook.
It was a cynical and ultimately doomed motion, and it was (predictably) dismissed. "Perhaps the motion is satirical. Or perhaps it is only removed from reality.…