Joe Buck, of course, is the sort of sports announcer who believes fans want to hear the auditory equivalent of beige. The St. Louis native maintains a steady, monotone delivery that is perfect for Competitive Paint Watching and horrible for any sport that features excitement or action, such as when an underdog team snatches victory from the clutches of a previously unbeaten team in the dying moments of the biggest game of the year.
So why would you want to watch any World Series that he's narrating?…